No News Thursdays...

Howdy - my turn...work was mad - really mad.

I've been at home for one hour and i've already cained 5 cigs. Our lass is getting ready to dj at her club night, kissing the lipless (titless)...good times. I've officially entered grannydom. I can here the courteeners - if you were 14 i'd let you off but yer not and yer should know better. lot of truth in that.

I'm well up for friday...no really. Its smiths night. I'm excited by the prospect of drinking shit vodka and drowning myself in songs of misery all night with a bunch of other sad quiffs. Cant think of anything better (bar a night on the lash with Courtney Love - but i'm a bit busy)

Then i'll probably be peeled off the pavement and go home where bed will feel like heaven....

I cant think...doing the military two step down the nape of your neck x

Random Wednesdays...

Today has been a pretty dull day...firstly I had to deal with 2 old men telling me that tattoos are cool and to carry on getting more...fucking pervs. Then I go to American Apparel to buy some gold glittery leggings but the shop assistants were just hovering over me...and so I left with nothing. So now Im left in the flat on my own while ellie is having a meal with her boyfriend for their 3rd year anniversay as a couple! I had a ready meal for one. mmmm! nice!

Girls night out tonight! that doesnt happen alot let me tell you. Im not sure what I will do with myself apart from drown my body in vodka! Well thats all I have to say really. One more thing I cant wait for Jeffree Star to play at the Roadhouse in 2 weeks! He is fierce!ha.

"You wanna know where the straight boys are at?Leaving credit cards in my ass crack.You wanna know where the straight boys are at?Look under my bed cuz I can't keep track.." Jeffree Star

kisses!

No Text Sunday blows.

Well it's nearly half past ten. Ive finished my coursework! What a day its been...no text sunday! I dont think I've had a day like this in a while. It starts with me and ellie crying in my bed...on the toilet...on the sofa due to unforeseen cirCUNTstances. However after such a bizarre day I have now retired infront of the sofa watching satc while my other half (ellie) is showering with her man and spicing it up with candles! cheeky! Im only jealous. Thats what I want in my life....maybe. I think. Anyway Samantha has had like 3 orgasms in the whole time I've been typing this which is about 10 minutes. Im logging off. night night!

we like......

We love Kat von D and her tats...rockin. Fit - and we're not even lez bobs.

Chinese for tea!! yay! x

WE LOVE TO NAP.

COME ON YOU MUTHA LOVERS! GET YER FUCKIN NAP ON!

we are proud to present....

Here we go then....we are Ellie and Layla. We're sisters. I'm Ellie - the older one at the front, and the one climbing on my back looking like a small chimp is Layla. There's 8 years between us. Bit weird that I used to change her nappies and now we go out on the piss together. We're both a bit lairy to be honest. I know that she's lairy because I dropped her down the stairs when she was 6 months old (dint tell me mum) - I dont know why I'm lairy tho.

I came to University in Manchester in 1999. She followed me in 2007 and now we live together in a flat. We row a bit. Haha..dont we our lass? She trapped my hand in the bathroom door the other week...i think it were an accident (hopes).

I do Criminal Law. She's studying law. yes!!!! You know that the family business is defo going to happen. When I'm not in prisons and she's...well....not pissed....we like to stay in and worship the likes of Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love, Morrissey, Brian Molko et al. We thought it might be time to document our lives - because the reality is ladies and gents....we're fucking hilarious. I wont go into detail because the storey will unfold.....

The one thing that we do know is that when push comes to shove and we get pissed off - we baracade ourselves in the house - pizza, film and then we compile a shit list. Note to self - still 'no text' sunday. You know who you are...and you do our fucking heads in :-)

and here we have it...

Dont worry Lei - yer mate John 3:16 'll see thee reet