Here we go then....we are Ellie and Layla. We're sisters. I'm Ellie - the older one at the front, and the one climbing on my back looking like a small chimp is Layla. There's 8 years between us. Bit weird that I used to change her nappies and now we go out on the piss together. We're both a bit lairy to be honest. I know that she's lairy because I dropped her down the stairs when she was 6 months old (dint tell me mum) - I dont know why I'm lairy tho.
I came to University in Manchester in 1999. She followed me in 2007 and now we live together in a flat. We row a bit. Haha..dont we our lass? She trapped my hand in the bathroom door the other week...i think it were an accident (hopes).
I do Criminal Law. She's studying law. yes!!!! You know that the family business is defo going to happen. When I'm not in prisons and she's...well....not pissed....we like to stay in and worship the likes of Kurt Cobain, Courtney Love, Morrissey, Brian Molko et al. We thought it might be time to document our lives - because the reality is ladies and gents....we're fucking hilarious. I wont go into detail because the storey will unfold.....
The one thing that we do know is that when push comes to shove and we get pissed off - we baracade ourselves in the house - pizza, film and then we compile a shit list. Note to self - still 'no text' sunday. You know who you are...and you do our fucking heads in :-)
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